Saturday, May 7

OMG - Help Me Rhonda!

the thing to the left is weird
just a helpful epistemological tip
from: Angels have wings, but I've got legs by Rhonda Weir
source: The News Letter (Belfast, Northern Ireland), 13 August 2004
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...the hair removal company Nair has revealed that, for the majority of Norn Irish men, the most attractive part of the female body is legs (71 per cent having eyes for the thighs, 22 per cent being -- ahem -- moo-ved by the calves).

Yes, perhaps a bit of a sexist survey, but on this occasion all I can say is sod PC feminism, hallelujah! I knew our wee Province's fellas were a cut above the rest.

You see, I've always thought that legs were the corporal connoisseur's choice. Any Thomasina, Flic or Harriet can have perfect boobs these days, but there ain't much you can do in the leglengthening department. Us lankies are, naturally, few and far between.

Men have spent way too long talking to our chests, which -- for someone who is not overly endowed in that department -- has been somewhat irritating (not to mention confusing).

But now, chests are out (so to speak), legs are in and I am a happy bunny. Especially since (in compensation for the boob deficiency) my Guardian Angel very kindly blessed me with 36 inch pins. Think Rachel Hunter or Naomi Campbell and you get the picture.

Which leads me to my next glad tidings.

Did you know that it is possible to interact with angels? Yep, the little winged blighters seem to have finally caught up with the technological age. Apparently you can now call them up for a wee tete-a-tete at the premium rate of diddly squat (Heavenly Telecom Inc must have a wicked marketing department - I bet Orange, O2, Vodafone, et al, didn't even see that one coming!)

This revelation comes courtesy of the very aptly titled Dr. Virtue (apparently her real name, although the fact that her forename is a very un-ethereal Doreen and she has written a book called The Yo-Yo Diet Syndrome kind of detracted from the mysticism for me)...

Et cetera. A refreshing change of pace POV. Thank you Rhonda. As usual, the emphases and links are mine. <g>

Friday, May 6

weird science

...the lessons which follow are for this purpose,
to teach those who believe in the Law how to use It.

~ Earnest Holmes

No post since the beginning of the week. I know. Here's what happened. Last Friday night, Robin and I watched that movie I was talking about, What the !@DANG@! Do We Know. It was even worse than I'd feared. Much worse. To keep it brief, my head exploded. And not in the good way. More like that final scene in Scanners. It turns out that, aside from making no sense whatsoever, this is one giant cult movie. I don't mean like Repo Man or something culturally worthwhile like that. I mean a cult movie. Why do I always find these things out a year late? Anyway, I've had to be heavily sedated all week and I couldn't type, so no posts. Do you see what I put myself though for You People? Let's face it, I'm just more comfortable in the past. Well, ever since the present -- contra Eckhart Tolle -- turned out to be a total washout.

So, let us return to yesteryear, shall we? The fellow you see here -- not just once, but twice (so enamored have I become with his stern visage) -- is none other than Phineas Parkhurst Quimby. And yes, I answer to your inevitable question, the very same Phineas Parkhurst Quimby who wrote Mingling Minds: Phineas Parkhurst Quimby's Science of Health & Happiness. Can't you just see yourself mingling minds with Phineas P? I can. It'd be like that final scene in Scanners where somebody's (I don't want to spoil it for you) head explodes. Nice S/FX, too. That David Cronenberg, what a card! But back to Phineas P. He was the founder, along with Emma Curtis Hopkins, of the New Thought movement, believe it or not. Also, even stranger, P.P. and Spaulding Gray were separated at birth -- even though they were born 140 years apart!

Phineas Parkhurst Quimby Spaulding Gray [rip]
from: Each Mind a Kingdom: American Women, Sexual Purity, and the New Thought Movement, 1875-1920, review by Shelly McKenzie
source: American Studies International, 1 February 2001
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Copyright © 2001 George Washington University

As Satter explains [in Each Mind a Kingdom; see previous post], white masculinity was retooled into a unique combination of primitive drive contained by morality, rationality and intellectualism when ideals of manhood were re-examined in the wake of economic changes and developments in evolutionary theory, and anthropology. Middle-class urban white men took to demonstrating their physical virility through body-building, shooting and camping. This ideology with its "low impulses," was distinct from previous norms of white manhood based on rationality and intellect alone. Not everyone was prepared to embrace these new standards however; instead some women and men "argued that pure, selfless women rather than aggressive, desirous men were the best hope for civilization, the republic, and the (Anglo-Saxon) 'race'." With her link between mind and heart, free of primitive drives, white womanhood was believed by some to be the highest expression of race perfection. This group, known as social purists or reform Darwinists, asserted that motherhood was "the soul-energizing of the race" and that white men's lustful nature was leading to devolution of the race because the sexual activity they often forced on women produced deficient children.


CBO readers asking to "be excused"

It was in the midst of this cultural debate that the New Thought movement grew. Influenced by mesmerism, hypnotism and the writings of Phineas Quimby, early New Thought advocates such as Mary Baker Eddy, Warren Felt Evans and Emma Curtis Hopkins posited a religious healing system that would allow the mind to control the body. New Thought tenets held that human minds, being the creation of God and therefore divine, had the power to similarly create... Adepts also fervently believed that hunches, intuition and "gut feelings" were in fact a form of communication from God, who was also known as the All-Supply, the All Mind, the Divine Spirit, or "the Christ."

...At various times New Thought teachings were known as Mental Science, Science of Being, Religious Science, Divine Science or Christian Science (not in affiliation with Mary Baker Eddy).

[links and emphasis of funny parts mine]

from: Emma Curtis Hopkins: Forgotten Founder of New Thought book review by Nancy A. Hardesty
source: Church History, 1 June 2003
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Emma Curtis Hopkins... was a central figure in the development of New Thought and mind cure healing. A native of Killingly, Connecticut, Hopkins met Mary Baker Eddy in 1883... Soon she was editor of the fledgling Journal of Christian Science. However, in October 1885 Hopkins was summarily dismissed from her post, one of many Eddy alienated.

Still a believer in Christian Science principles, Hopkins moved to Chicago where she became a "teacher of teachers. She founded the College of Christian Science and the Hopkins Metaphysical Association as a way of uniting its graduates. In 1888 the school became a theological seminary, and Hopkins began to ordain graduates of its advanced course -- 111 by 1893, including Charles and Myrtle Fillmore, founders of Unity School of Christianity; Malinda Cramer and Kate Bingham, founders of Divine Science; and Annie Rix Militz and Paul Militz, founders of Homes of Truth. In 1895 Hopkins closed the seminary and moved to New York City. There she maintained a healing and counseling practice among the glittering circle around Mabel Dodge Luhan. She continued to teach individuals, including Ernest Holmes, founder of Religious Science. In 1920 she published High Mysticism.

[links and emphasis of funny parts mine]

All this spiritual science -- wow, huh? who would've ever guessed how much? -- begs another tantalizing separated-at-birth question. I mean, given transmigration of souls and all that, could it be? We'll probably never have a definitive answer to this one, but it's tempting to speculate...

C. Fillmore D. Lama
Monday, May 2

ghosts in the machine

In an afterword to a book titled Loss: The Politics of Mourning, Judith Butler writes of
...a series of paradoxes: that the past is irrecoverable and the past is not past; the past is the resource for the future and the future is the redemption of the past; loss must be marked and it cannot be represented; loss fractures representation itself and loss precipitates its own modes of expression. And we are considering different kinds of losses here: the losses of genocide, the loss of "humanness" under slavery; the loss that is undergone with exile; the loss that is effaced through colonization; the loss of culture that is performed by the mandatory production of a colonized subject; the loss defrayed through mania; disavowed loss and its visual and textual effects; the redemption that animates loss; the longing to which loss gives rise. And perhaps most difficult, the loss of loss itself: somewhere, sometime, something was lost, but no story can be told about it; no memory can retrieve it; a fractured horizon looms in which to make one's way as a spectral agency, one for whom a full "recovery" is impossible...

[emphasis mine]

Now, I'll be the first to admit that Judith Butler -- as Ringo once said in an entirely different context -- is way too 'eavy for my 'ead. I've tried her before, and I always feel as if I'm missing something: my best guess is the six or so years of postgraduate study it takes for people to write this way without apparent shame or embarrassment. And yes, this is a cheap shot (mea maxima culpa) that marks me as a hopeless philistine. But all that's beside the point. While I think this book would likely drive me nuts -- or just lie about more unread than most of them remain anyway -- this passage does speak to me, if more through a kind of emotional braille than by the words it uses. I know what loss is, and the loss of loss.

I've only ever heard about the latter from the Rolling Stones in a song called Blue Turns To Gray. I guess that nails my coffin shut on this score and proves once and for all I never would have made it through a university, even if I hadn't dropped out my freshman year -- trying to read Oswald Spengler while smoking Panama Red convinced me I just wasn't cut out for this intellectual stuff. And I bet Judith Butler would have a bird if she ever read this, because Mick's just talking about some girl, not genocide or colonialism or anything so weighty as all that.

It was only recently that I discovered Spengler was a despicable piece of... work. So maybe I wasn't as much a dope as a dope fiend. Oddly, it didn't occur to me until years later that Mexican marijuana and Teutonic pessimism just don't go that well together. Anyway, it's all water over the dam now, and though I suppose all this too-much protesting argues that I feel the lack of a bona fide Ph.D. (I also wish that at some point I'd set my hair on fire), it's really the least of my deeply felt losses.

Which I do have. As do you, gentle reader. As do we all, unless we're wandering wraithlike in loss denied or "defrayed through mania." All been there, all done that. Her face at first just ghostly... You know? Chaucer or Procol Harum, take your pick. So finally we come around to some sort of point (which would have been less pointed without taking the long-cut): wraiths and ghosts and spectral agencies. All of them disembodied memories of irreparable unrepresentable loss.

I'm trying to unpack the 19th century and retrack it into the present, more unconvinced than ever -- if I ever thought about it much -- that history is anything approaching a simple linear storyline. Granted, this is no big insight, in itself. But just saying there are X million stories in the Big City doesn't say much about any of them. Now, does it? (You may take this as a qualified slur on The Postmodern, should there, in the 42 dimentias of space and time, have been anything so tangible by that name to Capitalize On.) So many threads, so little social fabric. But one that is ubiquitous -- and which everyone here in the Blog-O-Sphere never tires of hearing about -- is technology. So, while we could begin nearly anywhere, let's start there. Why not?

Without having read it yet, I'm going to guess that Haunted Media: Electronic Presence from Telegraphy to Television is about one long sustained response to an enormous loss. An unspeakable loss. The failure of Reason, the death of God, or something deeper and older that that modern pair only hints at. It's easy if you backtrack from artificial intelligence. AI dreams (this is your Freud) as frustrated poltergeists of irrational desire (this is your Freud on C++). Just say no.

But ah, if only it were that easy. It's not. In addition to telegraphy, the Internet, and every communications technology in between, Haunted Media also includes, seven pages with references to mesmerism and 46 pages with references to spiritualism. Hmmm. It seems The Enlightenment was never sure if wanted to be free of gods or just free to create its own. And this becomes less clear as we move from then to now. Anton Mesmer was a monster hit in the mid-1900s, even though, or perhaps because, he was such an outright fraud. Is science always pure discovery or is it sometimes (how often?) driven by dreams of recovery. Mesmer did indeed discover something, but like Heinrich Schliemann, he dug right through his Troy -- down to the spirits of the dearly departed, the chthonic lost, the living dead. Mesmerized: Powers of Mind in Victorian Britain contains, unsurprisingly, 313 pages with references to mesmerism, but also 22 pages with references to spiritualism.

As The Cars once said: it's all mixed up. In this case: science with mysticism; spiritualism with bogus science. And it gets more difficult, not easier, to sort them out as we get closer in to real time. I'm backtracking to learn how old the New Age really is. It wasn't just too much of too many drugs in the '60s. That much is certain. Nor did it all start (not hardly) with Shirley MacLaine, as Janet Oppenheim shows (among many other things) in The Other World: Spiritualism and Psychical Research in England, 1850-1914. But we're still dealing with science here, or attempts anyway to be "scientific" -- as much as that's possible with things that go bump in the night. By the time Madame Blavatsky enters New York City stage left, circe 1875, all bets are off with respect to any division between desire and de facto. And this tradition survives right up to this very moment, reflected in the so-called Metaphysical sections of Borders and Barnes & Nobles everywhere. You can be what you want to be: on cloud 9.

So much for progress then. So much for Carl Sagan's warnings about burning the candle at both ends in the Demon-Haunted World. We are in the dark as much as ever, only more so, having retreated from illusions of "enlightened" disenchantment into a New Age medievalism so chock-a-block with spooks and spirits that there's hardly room for us chickens, boss. Welcome to The Darkened Room: Women, Power, and Spiritualism in Late Victorian England and its continuation in the 21st century as bohemian bourgeois "shamanism," saccharine angelmongering, ultrachic channeling, out-of-body trips, near-death brushes with God, intelligent DMT basketballs (no kidding), UFOs, aliens, and weirdest of the weird: self-esteem based on cultural insecurities so deep there's no fathoming them. Step right up. Get your snake oil here. Get your "fair" share of the kozmik pie. Get your needs met.

from: Minds over matter by Gillian Gill
source: The Women's Review of Books, 1 November 1999.
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As the twentieth century draws to a close, historians have become increasingly fascinated with the strange, interconnected worlds of nineteenth-century mesmerism, spiritualism, mind cure and radical politics.... Each Mind a Kingdom: American Women, Sexual Purity, and the New Thought Movement, 1875-1920, Beryl Satter's thoughtful and innovative new book on American women and the New Thought movement around the turn of the last century, makes an important contribution to this exciting field....

New Thought was the name adopted by a large, loose grouping of late nineteenth-century American men and women who practiced and proselytized spiritual healing or mind cure, a radical form of what is usually known as alternative medicine....

Satter shows the underside of the belief that health, wealth and success were each individual's natural heritage....

Before the beginning of the twentieth century, New Thought had left its socialist and feminist ideology behind, and was increasingly focused on justifying material prosperity as an outward sign of spiritual health. The search for God had transmuted into the love of gold: "The poor man is not honest. The honest man is not poor," wrote popular New Thought journalist Ida Nichols in 1891. New Thought became increasingly identified with the racist far Right, insisting on individual effort as the only motor for social progress, equating possessions with virtue and virtue with racial purity, arguing that "for the sake of race improvement...poverty and suffering must not be alleviated by the state."

[emphasis mine]