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Monday, February 14

always on the job

From Dusk Till Dawn Valentine's Day, Presidents' Day, Benedict Arnold Forgive and Forget Day... don't mean squat to the indefatigable team here at Chief Blogging Officer. Our cadre of off-shore bar vampires -- managed by the winsome Satanico Pandemonium -- works round the clock to bring you the latest developments in 19th Century literary criticism and the best in contemporary crackpot conspiracy theory. No extra charge. All part of the service. Of course, there are times we get carried away with our passion for these burning issues. At such times, if we notice that your enthusiasm for the um content is dropping off, we may have to occasionally pay you a personal visit. Pictured at the left is our hyper-diligent Enforcement Crew. Trust me, you'd rather not meet them. So be sure to use the handy RSS subscribe links in the right column, won't you? That way we can avoid any, let's just say, unpleasantness...